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Okay, multiple choice quiz. Choose the one best answer. This is 100% of your grade.

1. Win the lottery.
2. Turn back time.
3. Five week vacation.
4. Early morning skunk encounter.
5. Hang out with Karen.

And, today is Pooh’s birthday, so she has caught up to me. So, y’all know what to say, right? Other May birthdays that I know of: May 1 Ashlan (my 1st cousin once removed) was 17, Jack (dad) would’ve been 87 on the 9th, his brother Don 90 on the 11th, Bolette (my step-grandmother) would’ve been 104 and Anna Raeburn (my great-aunt) 113 on the 16th, and Charlotte (my aunt) would’ve been 83 on the 28th. Anybody else? Who’d I miss? Courtois family? Anyone in May?