Non persons

A friend came over for dinner last weekend. Traversing from his car (in the street), up the driveway, through the Landfill, and into the back yard (where we had a loverly faaaar going), he encountered at least three non-human beings.

The first one was this guy, who has resided in Mooon Yoonit (Toyota RAV4) for at least five years. I don’t drive Mooon Yoonit very often, not because I don’t like to drive her but she is often filled with crapola and I prefer my own Cygnus (Subie Crosstrek). To be clear, both of our vee-hickles are jointly owned. There isn’t really a his/hers thing going on.

Anyway, I’m not sure when this character began residing in Mooon Yoonit but I will never forget JUMPING the first time I walked by Mooon Yoonit and saw a PERSON with a blue face in the passenger seat! I pretty quickly figgered out that it was NOT a person. The problem is that five years later or so I STILL jump every time I see him. Whenever I do actually drive Mooon Yoonit, I definitely remove the mask. That’s Bucky Beaver on his t-shirt BTW and that’s a whole ‘nother story.

So that’s likely the first person our friend saw on his journey. Then there was the person sitting in my Z chair in the back room. It is a rather large bear dressed in clothing. A gift for Lizard Breath when she was a newborn baby and probably about eight times her size at that time. Yay for healthy six pound babies! I had also been fooled by this “person” as I walked up the stairs with laundry a couple days before. Is that the GG sitting there? I think it’s too short to be him. But it has a hat like he frequently wears. But it wasn’t the GG. It was Bear.

Finally our friend walked outside and encountered MAGA Skeletor. (A pic of him is a few posts back.)

That’s kinda how it rolls around here.

One Response to “Non persons”

  1. Margaret Says:

    Those are some crazy figures and would startle me too!