To the poor woman in the 314 area code, I’m sorry that The Marquis asked if you were Kayak Woman.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say chair again?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say dress again?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say cookie again?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say alligator again?
Knock knock.