To the poor woman in the 314 area code, I’m sorry that The Marquis asked if you were Kayak Woman.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say chair again?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say dress again?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say cookie again?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say alligator again?

Knock knock.

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