Ssssssiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhh….
Dear Blue Toilet,
I agree with your sentiment. My life can be hard and people don’t always listen to me either. But toilets do not sigh or hiss or groan or trickle or gurgle. At least not all on their own. You are a toilet. You are supposed to be silent. Until somebody flushes you.
Sincerely yours,
Kayak Woman
October 24th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Perhaps that Dear Blue Toilet is getting – um, how do I put this gently? – senile? Maybe having lived with the Mad Scientist, it has gone insane from all the Mad Ideas that have gone down the drain… maybe Fink’s cousin is in there gumming up the works?
Who knows what goes through the minds of Blue Toilets?? And, please, no graphic descriptions!!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Anne,
Somehow, I don’t think that the Blue Toilet is reading your blog.
GG
October 24th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
SSssssshhhh! You might hurt the Blue Toilet’s feelings!!!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
It’s Moanin’ Myrtle. (Not Grandma C.)
October 25th, 2007 at 11:11 am
did you jiggle the handle???