I am going to the outhouse and, when I come back, everybody is going to be gone.

yardarm.jpg“Those things that spiral and create devastation.”

“There’s a foul odor insidiously drifting over Bay Mills, raising a stink with property owners.”

“Men mark their territory with dirty socks.”

“*They* were the ones that thought it up but *I* was first one that did it.”

“I was drinking beano straight up last night.”

“Everyone else around here has a cabin. I have a museum.”

“You can green guy all day but you won’t get anywhere.”

“Oh, you know, those Thunderheads, the ones that fly in formation.”

“Well. [insert pronoun/verb contraction here] *not* going to [insert verb here] *[insert noun and any associated adjectives and articles here]*, are/is [insert pronoun here]?”

 

2 Responses to “I am going to the outhouse and, when I come back, everybody is going to be gone.”

  1. Webmomster Says:

    I’d like to see some folks’ interpretations of that LAST “open for interpretation” quote there!!!

  2. Webmomster Says:

    I’ll start:

    She’s not going to bring those d**n aminals back up here, is she?